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02/08/2012 - Houston, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Houston Astros and shortstop Jed Lowrie agreed to terms on a one-year contract Wednesday, avoiding arbitration.
He was acquired from Boston in a trade in December that saw Houston also get pitcher Kyle Weiland from reliever Mark Melancon.
Lowrie appeared in a career-high 88 games last season and batted .252 with six home runs and 36 runs batted in. He played at every infield position in 2011.
Over four seasons in the majors, all with Boston, the 27-year-old has played in 256 games and has batted .252 with 19 home runs and 117 RBI.
With his signing, the team has all arbitration eligible players under contract for the 2012 season.
<< St. John's G Stith leaves team
Queens, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Junior guard Malik Stith is leaving St. John's
because of personal reasons, head coach Steve Lavin announced Wednesday.
The university said Stith would remain a part of the St. John's program as a
student-wo
<< Alouettes release Stewart, Desriveaux
Montreal, QC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Montreal Alouettes released two long-
time players Wednesday, cutting ties to defensive end Anwar Stewart and wide
receiver Danny Desriveaux.
"On behalf of the Montreal Alouettes, I would like to
<< Heat G Chalmers inactive vs. Magic
Orlando, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Miami Heat guard Mario Chalmers was inactive
for Wednesday night's game at Orlando because of a left hand sprain.
The Heat said Chalmers, who has played all 25 games this season, was day-to-
day with the i
<< Colts name Telesco VP of football operations
Indianapolis, IN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Indianapolis Colts have promoted Tom
Telesco to vice president of football operations.
Telesco, who spent 14 years in the personnel department, was promoted by new
general manager Ryan Grigson. The
No. 11 Michigan State hangs on vs. PSU >>
East Lansing, MI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Draymond Green had 23 points and 12
rebounds and No. 11 Michigan State led wire-to-wire to beat Penn State, 77-57,
at Breslin Center on Wednesday.
Penn State cut the Spartans' advantage, as large
Virginia rolls over Wake Forest >>
Charlottesville, VA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Mike Scott led a balanced attack with
19 points and five rebounds as the 19th-ranked Virginia Cavaliers dominated
the Wake Forest Demon Deacons, 68-44.
Joe Harris added 11 points for the Cavaliers
Boeheim passes Dean as Syracuse edges Georgetown >>
Syracuse, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Kris Joseph scored a career-high 29 points and
hit the game-winning shot in overtime, as No. 2 Syracuse downed No. 12
Georgetown, 64-61, on Wednesday.
The Orange (24-1, 11-1 Big East) have won four st
Parker, Spurs get past 76ers >>
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Tony Parker exploded for 37 points to go
with eight assists as the Spurs held off the 76ers, 100-90, at Wells Fargo
Center on Wednesday.
Gary Neal added 18 points and Tim Duncan recorded a doubl
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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